"It's just there" is the common phrase I heard when I asked how long of a walk it would be. Just there I soon learned meant about 30 minutes walk.
On one particular Sunday afternoon, my best friend, mother in law, auntie and husband were headed to my mother in laws home from a safari. It had been raining heavily. Pam was getting the hang of long jumping around these large puddles. Aldo and his family enjoyed teasing me that Pam was getting better than me and she had only been around a week or so.
Aldo tried taking me a different route from the way Mama Rose was leading. Pam followed Mama and I, trying to support my husband, followed him. Lo and behold before I knew it Aldo had fallen into a hole in the ground. I mean seriously his entire leg was inside of this hole. I start dying laughing. Mama, Auntie and Pam run over to check on Aldie and I'm still laughing...at this point laughing so incredibly hard that Pam notices the new puddle around my shoes. Now Pam is so tickled that she is doing that front bend she always does, laughing with all her might. Mama joins in when she realizes what has happened but Auntie didn't notice.
We proceed on our path towards Mama's home and Aldo goes to his apartment to change out of his ruined dress clothes. On our way home, Auntie decides we take a different route. I thought it would be a quicker way to Mama's so I could get showered. Auntie surprises me by taking me to her orphanage to meet the chaplain. I'm trying to explain that I'm not dressed properly to go in. Auntie won't hear it. I'm dying of embarrassment and Pam is eating it up. Mama is also laughing.
We walk in the chaplain's home and he insists we sit down on his nice furniture. I didn't know what to do. I tried making up excuses of why I couldn't sit. Auntie doesn't understand why I'm refusing the seat and then she took a good look at me and it hit her: that puddle wasn't there before. Auntie tried so hard to be serious for the chaplain but just couldn't. She wanted to die laughing so badly. She made a quick excuse of why we needed to leave and the moment we were outdoors she looked at me and burst out in laughter and tears. "You urinated all over yourself."
There's no moral to this story...lol... so don't look for it! ha.
I AM NOT KENYAN!
On one particular Sunday afternoon, my best friend, mother in law, auntie and husband were headed to my mother in laws home from a safari. It had been raining heavily. Pam was getting the hang of long jumping around these large puddles. Aldo and his family enjoyed teasing me that Pam was getting better than me and she had only been around a week or so.
Aldo tried taking me a different route from the way Mama Rose was leading. Pam followed Mama and I, trying to support my husband, followed him. Lo and behold before I knew it Aldo had fallen into a hole in the ground. I mean seriously his entire leg was inside of this hole. I start dying laughing. Mama, Auntie and Pam run over to check on Aldie and I'm still laughing...at this point laughing so incredibly hard that Pam notices the new puddle around my shoes. Now Pam is so tickled that she is doing that front bend she always does, laughing with all her might. Mama joins in when she realizes what has happened but Auntie didn't notice.
We proceed on our path towards Mama's home and Aldo goes to his apartment to change out of his ruined dress clothes. On our way home, Auntie decides we take a different route. I thought it would be a quicker way to Mama's so I could get showered. Auntie surprises me by taking me to her orphanage to meet the chaplain. I'm trying to explain that I'm not dressed properly to go in. Auntie won't hear it. I'm dying of embarrassment and Pam is eating it up. Mama is also laughing.
We walk in the chaplain's home and he insists we sit down on his nice furniture. I didn't know what to do. I tried making up excuses of why I couldn't sit. Auntie doesn't understand why I'm refusing the seat and then she took a good look at me and it hit her: that puddle wasn't there before. Auntie tried so hard to be serious for the chaplain but just couldn't. She wanted to die laughing so badly. She made a quick excuse of why we needed to leave and the moment we were outdoors she looked at me and burst out in laughter and tears. "You urinated all over yourself."
There's no moral to this story...lol... so don't look for it! ha.
I AM NOT KENYAN!